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Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.

The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

The teacher says, "That's right."

The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

"That's right," the teacher says.

The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.