The jokes
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Memes
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.