The jokes
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.
I wasn't clean after this.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Fuck the Green Bay Packers!
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Nancy, the throat goat!