The jokes
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.