The jokes
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.