The jokes
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
I am the orphan joke.