The jokes
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.