The jokes
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!