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What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"

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    • Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

    A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

    Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

    Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

    Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

    What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.

    What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

    Jesus died a virgin.

    My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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    • What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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    • I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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    • There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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