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Anonymous · 3 years ago

    • The Mathew scale

    The image shows four different versions of a person named Mathew, labeled "Smexy Mathew," "Master Mind Mathew," "Mathew High on Weed," and "Normal Mathew." Each is depicted with a warped or manipulated image, placed under a visual representation of curved spacetime. Text on the image reads, "Heaviest objects in the universe."
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    • Distraction

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
    • A red and gold robot with glowing green eyes and a silver head is holding a burning red sword. The text on the image reads, "when you create a distraction that ends up saving the universe. Heor"
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    Hot pocket

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A Hot Pockets package with the text "Made with 100% existential dread. THE ENDLESS COSMIC VOID with the sound of a thousand collapsing stars in a suffocating groan." Instead of a typical filling, the inside shows black tentacles and other strange shapes. There is also text describing the product as "OVERWHELMINGLY STUFFED WITH VISIONS OF THE ABYSS -THE SIZE OF THE UNIVERSE - THE LENGTH OF TIME - THE EDGE OF REALITY" The label says "Nestle Hot Pockets"
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