The 6th Sense jokes

Movie

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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  • Film

    What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Sense

    I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

    He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

    "Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

    Blind woman

    A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

    It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • Sexual Relationship

    I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Stalking

    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

    I saw it through my telescope last night.

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