MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Itenticle.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
