Rapperrapboat11 months agoWhy did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
HairlineAnonymous2 years agoYour hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
WheelAnonymous3 years agoThe Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
StalkingI_Is_Cow3 years agoI think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.I saw it through my telescope last night.
UranusAnonymous5 years agoSir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
FatAnonymous6 years agoYou're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.