Telescope

Telescope jokes

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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