Optics jokes

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.