How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit
