Talkativeness jokes
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Memes
"Princess, let's talk!"
"Soph, can we talk?"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
"Gwen, can we talk..."
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
"Prince, please talk to me!"
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!