Talkativeness jokes
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Memes
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
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-Alya