Tain jokes
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Humanity.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
bradley