Tai jokes

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.

I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?

My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."

Blue Takis?

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...