Taboo subject jokes

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Vagina jokes aren't funny.

Most of the time.