Taboo subject jokes

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.

You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.