Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
