Sweetener jokes

Pass me the sugar, Sugar!

Pass me the honey, Honey!

Pass me the teabag!

Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?

She thought it was diet coke.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Condensed.

Condensed who?

Condensed milk.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.