Sweetener jokes
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
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Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
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Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
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Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.