Suppression jokes

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.

I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.