Suppression jokes
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Community talk
(((They))) control WJE, it’s time to expose the truth that everyone’s too afraid to admit. Shut it down!
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