Suppression jokes
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Sup?
Suicide is population control, republished.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Community talk
(((They))) control WJE, it’s time to expose the truth that everyone’s too afraid to admit. Shut it down!
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