Super jokes

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Super Boy from Korea.

Why doesn't Batman have super vision?

His parents died.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.