I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
