What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
