Sugondese jokes

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"