Stylist jokes

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).