Stylist jokes

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.