Stylist jokes

Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."

I took a plane to go see my hairline.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

Like if you know someone is emo.

The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).