Storytime jokes

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

I had a good time with friends!

I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

[god creating alligators]

God: See that log?

Angel: Yes...?

God: Now fill it with teeth.

Angel: Say again?

God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!