Storytime Announcement

i’m a minor

idc

Alr

ALRIGHT

DO I HAVE

EVERYONES ATTENTION FOR THIS STORY

GRAB YALLS POPCORN

AND DRINKS

THIS GETS JUCIY

JUCIY*

juicy(

I could lowkey just watch the movie

idc

I can sum it up

SMH

we arent waiting for wade

smh

ANYWAYS

ALRIGHT

SO THIS STORY STARTS

(true story)

IN LONDON

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks

AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE

SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED

When suddenly he saw a random silver case

on the side in the grass near the train tracks

NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW

but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk?

cant go through someones stuff

But the mans curiosity got the best of him

I would-

and he opened the silver suitcase

Fuck no

he saw a clump of hair

he opened it a little bit more

hair?

and saw a human eye

head

bruh a eye

he closed it back up and decided to call the police

FORGOT TO MENTION THERE WAS A STORM SO IT WAS RAINING ALOT

Eww

so the police put a tent over the suitcase until the next morning to see the potential edvidence of a crime scene

but you said children

hello

womp womp

UR STILL A CHILD AMY SHUSH

pfft

that’s sexist

anyways next morning the police got to the suitcase

i’m offended

opened it

and found a dead women

oh wow

who had been pretty harshly shoved into that suitcase

FINALLY A DEATH

oh wow

BUT THIS WASNT JUST ANY TYPICAL KINDA SUITCASE THING

how.....

BOMB

It's okay, it's not drag queen storytime with May, it's just Donut.

you can’t say that it’s women’s history month

how the hell is that sexist

don’t i talk to much for you to acknowledge me?

Her hands and knees and fingers had been all tied together

so she could not move

isn't it nigga month tho?

bdsm

and her whole face

Nobody cares

was tightly covered in this blue ish tape tht had mens faces on it

it’s a joke

it’s not even women’s history month yey

yall better SHUT THE FUCK UP

Taking shit personally again, I see.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET HIM SAY THE STORY AMY STFU BITCH

WHILE IM TELLING A STORY

IM A SHE

Amy, I think you need to get some thick skin.

U HOE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SMH

lol

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

ANYWAYS

And so it begins...

stfu.

The womens face had been tightly covered her whole head in like decorative tape not the kind u use for packaging

miners

What

only part that wasnt taped were her eyes

Go tongue shit-encrusted anus.

Eww

Holy shit is that Dagger Jr.???????

keep telling the story or so help me ill be there when you're sleeping and lets just say the next person in the suit case is gonna be you

holy shit you can read

her body was a purple ish blue color you could tell she had been there for awhile decomposing

i always thought you were illiterate

DECOMPOSING

I will slap the shit out of u if u dont let me finish the story

Hmm… maybe?

FINISH IT

Holy fuck, lol, Jake will eat your liver raw.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OPAL

tf opal tht bitch back?

ANYWAYS

YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP

U TOO ETHAN

LISTEN

JS FUCKIN CONTINUE BRUH

THEN STOP FUCKIN TALKIN

NO ONE CARES BOUT OPAL

GOD DAMN

U CONTINUE TALKIN THEN

anyways <3

STFU.

CONTINUE

ANYWAYS <3

Tell the story

rip

prometheus’s eagle

SAY THE FUCKING STORY

once they got the tape off got to look at the body more they didnt have much all they could tell was that the women was possibly south asian

Uh ok.

BAHAHAHA

They didnt have much to look at they didnt have many leads no ID nothing

south asian you say

so this case was still ongoing

amyy no.

maybe i’m next

Amy ain't gonna like that.

rip

this murder case happened in Yorkser in london

k

shut up dagger jr

i’m going to move to london

FUCKIN BRITS

anyways

I guess she poo outside the loo one too many times.

ANOTHER

PLACE

4 mILES

Fine.

OI OI , BRIN ME A BO"OL OL WA"AH

AWAY FROM THT CRIME SCENE

You think?

IN AN APAPRTMENT

Shut up

LMAO

THAT WAS GOING UNDER CONSTRUCTION AGAIN because the bathroom smelled weird

make me u fuckin fag

Oi bruv u bloody wankah

ETHAN

SHUSH

Haha

OH SHIT YOU'RE A BONG AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Ooh

BING BONG BING BONG

What?

Oi , skelly me wanker , lucky wanka

The guy going under construction for the things

What's it like having grey miserable skies and acid rain 345 days a year?

had to check it out so MEANING he had to remove one of the parts of the walls

when he took off the wall in the bathroom

A SWARM OF FLIES

HUNDREDS

CAME OUT

and obviously thats not normal

for that many flies to be in a wall

BING BONG BING BONG BING BONG Oi bruv it's time'fa work m8 Oi bloody facking work *gunshot*

because flies are attracted to things that decompose

I don’t live in England O smartest person of them all

DAGGER JR IF U DONT SHUSH WITH UR BING BONG CHING CHONG ASSS

No shit

OI WRONG ONE ITS * slash , clank slash&&****

Pun unintended

Oh you're a Scotty

OCH AYE

The man didnt look at anything else he immediately called the police and they arrived pretty quickly

OCH AYE LADDEH

YALL NEEDA STFU ITS GETTING GOOD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You you fuck

Just a normal British family reunion

Oh, okay, sorry.

AHEM

Scary! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

AS I WAS SAYING

cap/

No

ig geting worse

BEFORE BEING RUDELY INTTERUPTED

YES

The police looked around in the wall area to see where the flies were coming from

they didnt see much

>be American >get shot just another Tuesday

until

one of the police men

found a sealed off wall

greentext

or door

sorry it was a door

a sealed off door

Bro this story is getting interesting

and as you can imagine it reaked smelled really bad

finally

they opened it

>be Mexican >be drug cartel > be called beaner > beat up racist gringo's

and theyre were more flies obviously

i miss people doing it

under a pile of clothes

they saw a human foot

Ewww feet

once then moved off all the clothes the human was buried under

it was another women

i don't think anyone cares.........

JK

JK I SAID

same way only this women

>*chainsaw racist gringos and livestream it

yes frfr

her head had been so TIGHTLY wrapped in duck tape

that her own eyeballs

BZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Rea

buldged out of her skull

DAGGE JR

I WILL KILL UR GIGACHAD CTA

CAT*

SHUSH

Sorry.

I stole the cat already

u hoe

anyways

the police then hired yk

some scientist

for like inspecting insects

because they can tell how long ago it was based off it

APPARENTLY

THE WOMEN IN THE WALL

you mean a Dna investigator

?

HAD BEEN ROTTING THERE

Where are you getting this story from

no it was insect investigator they look at bugs and shit idfk

ill give yall he link to her channel once im done

bruh

.

anyways THE WOMEN HAD BEEN ROTTING THERE

FOR 4 MONTHS

L WOMAN

LOL

AND SHE WAS 4 MILES AWAY

COULDN't BE ME

BAHAHAHA

FROM THE OTHER CRIME SCENE

W

W killer

you mean a forensic scientist?

L woman

Common woman L

So they didnt know if they were connected because they were so far away but it seemed they were

they even brought in a investagtor that looks at bones and shit

if yall send a fucking meme

So I guess the heart started mewing

one more time

i will beat the shit out of u

am

amy*

i will tell dagger.

IS IT ROTTEN MANGO

LEMME FINISH

MY FUCKIN SOTRY

OK

DAGGER

DAGGER GUESS WHAT

huh

ILL TELL HIM BITCH

WAIT

YEAH

i didnt see

YEAH

SHUSH

true

LEMME FINISH

MY STORY

ANWYAYS

fine.

the investigator tht discovered bones

Well let's see

found out tht the women in the wall was around 20-25

Let him cook now

Donut is female RETARDED NEWFAG

same ethnicy they found out she was south korean

We should bring back the WJE hierarchy.

OH HI DAGGER

Oh like darwinism

We could include my son.

You have no idea how badly I want to snap you in half.

U CAN LISTEN IN ON THE MURDER STORY IM TELLING

WJE SHOULD BE A DARWINIST SOCIETY

hi dagger :)

Hey.

anyways

I know

Who?

they decided

to contact the police in south asia

the period makes it sound so angry lol 😭

Why'd you call her "him" then idiot

It's a meme

to which the found a the WOMEN THT WENT MISSING IN YORKSER

hi madi

HAD BEEN MISSING FOR 2 MONTHS

hi cosmo

SO

hi amy

BRO THIS STORY IS SO FIRE

THE POLICE HAD A LITTLE MEETING YK

This fucking pedo again.

CONNECTING ALL THE INFO THEY FOUND

ok

apparently the women was named Lee soung

Is that you?

idfk how to spell it

Asian rap vibes

ching chong)

but she had been missing for awhile

*)

song or soung

lee song rhymes with ching chong

last time her family had a heard from her she was renting a place out telling her family how nice her landlord was

Just a little bit, but it works

song

anyways

ay yes, the 3rd and 4th words of the chinese national anthem

heres where it gets good

hi

hi rhinp

the landlords name was Mr.Kim

Fr that shit is so fire

u missed a whole ton of drama

hey cosmo

im more of the soviet anthem guy

i kept popping in nd out

he was the one being all nice to these girls because he wanted to help them out he gave her a place to stay

so i got some of it

he owned two buildings

but ignored most of it cus i couldnt care less

her landlord was kim jong un?

also forgot to mention the lady who looked at the other ladys bones in the wall she found out she had serve head truama

Lmao

We got to celebrate our differences

anyways the family believed Mr.kim when he told their family

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHONG

oh

abt Miss song leaving to go "furfill her dreams"

me

when actually she had been dead for over 2 months

Ermmmmm

Ooga booga doo, ooga booga daa...

Nacho, taco, chimichanga.

now the lady in the wall

ok...

was name Mideong idfk how to spell it

thats interesting...

WE GONNA CALL HER MINNIE OK

mydong?

Story still going?

hi cosmo

yes

look what i drew

amy.

hi lil bitch

Eyes

this is not A SHOW AND TELL STORY

Amy thats so cool

^^^

But madi must continue this amazing story

thank you :)

okay.

why does it have wades logo in it

Space man with gist

BITCH DONT SAY "okay."" TO MY BF STOP TREATING HIM LIKE THT

Oh so that's why you didn't show the corpse

huh

PISSING ME OFF

What a waste of time

Fuck you Donut

Your name is wonderful to play with, it’s so long

they didnt have pictures

DONUT

actually

I MEAN DO YALL WANNA SEE THE WOMEN

donut check this rq worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ce620bfbfbdd260ec1a608 (i made this because THEY WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP)

WHO THEY WERE

damn

okay. good to know

Hey watch your mouth bitch

hi jake!

o

ya

I will eat your cat

Expect such things in the future, space man

You finally did something useful

.

Hiya!

yo

Aw man I wanted to :( it wasprob super cute

everyone to MONKEYS POST

i didn’t know you were a ching ching

FOR PPL WHO WANNA KNOW THE STORY TIME

dick cheese hehe

Alr imma head to lunch

alr

tf your still worthless

Peace

Cheese

jakes favorite type

Peas and war 🫛

pees 'n' war

jake does seem like the type to eat dick cheese

yeah

do more greentext dagger jr

A delicious concoction of sperm, immaturity and pieces of flesh. Delicious!

Lmao

oh

Is it possible to make pussy cheese

fil bro

uh prolly

what the fuck is wrong with you

MADIIIII I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHINGGGG

Jk jk lmao

ew.

tf

you’re gross, jake.

you said you’d stop making sex jokes

we say that like 20 times already

it says leaking united states classified documents

i know

-964°C ???

I guess the government also turned the thermostat into a death machine.

yes

mark zuckerberg is a lizard

That's an insult to lizards

That is one ugly face but in Tel Aviv it's above average

u visited tel aviv?

Madi, please call me..I need to vent it's an emergency. I'll be on the sjsj meet..