Stopper jokes

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Stop.

"Stop it," said he.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

1: Hey.

2: What?

1: We're outta paint.

2: *HMM*

(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.