Stopper jokes

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.