Stephen

Stephen Jokes

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

I made this one up myself just now.

Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"