What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
I made this one up myself just now.
Stephen Hawking would be a good pilot because the aircraft would be the first to take off and land in autopilot.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
What did Stephen hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound"
how did stephen-hawking die? he hit alt-f4
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.