Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
