so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store Never mind
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
What is Stephen hawking best side
The left
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
person 1: wasn’t stephen hawkings on x factor person 2: no why would he be on x factor person 1: for dancing
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
I didn’t know Stephen Hawkins died. Oh god it must have been when I disconnected the wifi
what was stephen hawkings least favorite invention? the walky talky
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
why didn't stephen hawking ever eat chicken wings? becuase he didn't exist
why isn't stephen hawking going to heaven? because he's british
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and......a Tesla.
how would stephen hawking get rid of the police? go to the the junk yard
What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder
If Stephen Hawking Gets a Heart Attack, where do you go, The hospital or curry’s PC World
