Stephan jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣