your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
i hate stairs their always up to something
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither as he.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
