Stand out jokes
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Community talk
Being 6.7 ft is soooo hardddd it's so difficult when I stand out in women's rights protests fr (single btw)
GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more
Guys, there’s a fake Dagger on here doing stupid crap. He’s got a ҉ in his name, so that stands out a lot. The real Dagger is in the comments, just ignore the idiot faker for now.