Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's
Why can’t orphans play baseball
They don’t know where home plate is
What can orphans not get when playing a sport a home run
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can never get a home run.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball a Juan on juan
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either
why cant Asians play baseball
because they ate all the bats
why cant orphans play baseball
they don't know where the home is
also what do you call an orphan taking a selfie
a family photo
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
Why can’t orphans play baseball cause they can’t find home plate
