Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Whats the difference btwn football and rape? Women don't like football.
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis
Its the only way they’ll get love
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
Why can't Orpans play baseball? They don't know where home is
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain't got got no home to run to.
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush
Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.
on september 11th 2001 the new york giants lost against the jets.
