Sporting event jokes

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What's long, hard, and bloody?

The Boston Marathon.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!