Sporting event jokes

What's long, hard, and bloody?

The Boston Marathon.

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?

"We’ve got a runner!"

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.