Sporting event jokes
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
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Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
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What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.