SpaceX jokes
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said… I still wish I was… Read more