SpaceX jokes
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
Community talk
Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more