Spacecraft jokes
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.