Spacecraft jokes
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.