Spacecraft

Spacecraft Jokes

Toilet Paper

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Uranus

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus. :)

Blonde

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

Astronaut

What do astronauts 👩‍🚀 do when they’re on break?

They eat launch. 🚀🥪

Astronaut

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Time

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Shuttle

When you realize the shuttle blew up.

Then you realize you're on the shuttle.

Uranus

NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.