Sour Patch jokes

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.