People with down syndrome have a specific skill only they have, they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.