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Sounding Like My Wife

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

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Explanation

The humor comes from the unexpected comparison of the girlfriend to the wife, suggesting that the girlfriend is acting like an already established relationship. It implies suspicion and nagging, which is often associated with marriage in a stereotypical way. The punchline hinges on the implication that the speaker has a wife, and he is using this information in a surprising way during a discussion with his girlfriend, which is a funny and unexpected comment.

Comments (20)

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science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into a skyscraper

@christowner at insta

Ok good one!

that's great

@Gwen shut up bitch! That was funny as fuck!

how did you make this insane joke?

His wife said the same thing 🤣😂

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If you are a guy who is between 18 - 29 years old who is always accused of cheating on your girlfriend or wife because you have a girlfriend or wife who is unable to suck your dick because you are a guy who is well endowed or you are a guy between 18 - 29 years old who is always accused of cheating on your girlfriend or wife because of the religious beliefs of your girlfriend or wife because you are a guy who is well endowed as long as you are receiving a blowjob from another guy who was born physically disabled who does not mind sucking your dick if you are a guy who is well endowed or another guy who is born physically disabled likes sucking your dick because you are well endowed as long as another guy is heteoflexible or homoflexible or bisexual or gay and was born physically disabled you are not cheating on your girlfriend or wife as long as you don't say anything about it you don't have to worry about it as long as another guy who was born physically disabled is sucking your dick at a rest area or truck stop underneath the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom or as long as another guy who was born physically disabled is sucking your dick inside the men's locker room at the gym as long as there are no homophobic heterosexual men watching you have nothing to worry about as long as you give $20.00 to another guy who is heteroflexible, homoflexible, bisexual, or gay and who is physically disabled to keep his mouth shut you are not cheating on your girlfriend or wife as long as you are just another guy who is well endowed