SOS jokes
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Yo mama so nice she...
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock ‘cause Jill’s real name is Randy.
Yes, this joke is stolen.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.