SOS jokes

The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"

Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

Yo mama so fat, COW!

Yo mama so fat, cow!

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Me so horny! Me so horny!

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.

Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.

"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.