SOS jokes

You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

The chicken is so fat.

Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.