SOS jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.