SOS jokes

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...

"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)