SOS jokes
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"