SOS jokes
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.