SOS jokes

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"